**Update** just minutes after posting this, I was tweeted this story by “GuysGirl.com” … Turns out this is an old story and the one below is a fake, just like I thought it was, but didn’t trust my instinct. I am sorry.
This story has been floating around for a few days and I was pretty certain it was a fake, so I didn’t post it. But it’s circulating enough now that I suppose its real and, if so, really funny. So here it is.
In Ohio, Ryan Fitzjerald is being sued for $100,000 by an ex-girlfriend, Rossie Brovent for a tattoo he put on her back.
See, Ryan found out that Rossie had been cheating on him, got her to come to his tattoo shop, plied her with vodka, talked her into a full back tattoo and even got her to sign off on the paperwork… She was expecting a beautiful landscape of Narnia…
The resulting tattoo as you can see is not what Rossie was expecting, its a poorly done giant Dairy Queen soft serve style pile of poo, complete with flies coming off of it.
She tried to have him arrested for assault, but because she’s signed the paperwork that allows for “artistic discretion”, there was nothing the cops could do. (*snicker, i typed doooooo)
So she is trying her hand in civil court. Good luck.
- Tatt-poo for cheating (thesun.co.uk)
- Scorned Tattoo Artist Inks Pile Of Shit On Girlfriend’s Back (dreamindemon.com)