Extreme Cruising

Alan Petrusson, of Pillager, Minn has taken the activity of cruising the city park to a whole new level.

Petrusson, 50, was spotted last week naked, blindfolded and bound spread eagle to trees in a local Minneapolis park, allegedly waiting for an anonymous sexual encounter.

Police say that park workers spotted the man with both pairs of wrists and ankles tied at four points to trees, and it was also described that he was sitting on some sort of swing contraption.  When police arrived Petrusson was gone, but a rope and the swing had been left behind.  Police did find his car and in it, pornography.  About the time it was to be towed away Petrusson appeared and turned himself in.  He told the very suspicious story that he had tied himself to the trees with slipknots. (peet: is that even possible?)

Officials say that cruising the park has been going on for years, but this was the oddest of all the stories.  Petrusson faces charges of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

via CBS Local

Flattus Maximus is Dead

The body of GWAR guitarist Cory Smoot was discovered on the band’s bus on Thursday after a show in Minneapolis.  His GWAR character name was Flattus Maximus had been played by a number of band members over the years, but Smoot had filled the role since 2002.

GWAR is a long standing, very loud metal band, that was best known for their shows being more about the costumes, performance and stage setup than their music. Shows included audiences being bathed in fake blood and guts as the band members, all costumed and dressed as aliens, monsters and other creatures performed killings, decapitations and other wonderfully and disgustingly fun things.

Nickelback, they are not.

The cause of death is unknown.

Flattus Maximus of GWAR Live in Concert

Image via Wikipedia

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