Don’t Fling Poo At the Police Station

Greg Greaves was arrested over the weekend after he allegedly ambushed another man in a bar bathroom during an annual Chicago pub crawl.

The unidentified man claims that he was stopping by one of the many bars participating in the Twelve Bars of Christmas pub crawl to use the bathroom.  When he walked in Greaves jumped from a stall with a broken beer bottle and began to stab the victim in the neck.  A bartender then entered the bathroom and found the scene with the victim with cuts on his neck, chin and hands. He was taken to a hospital and was in stable condition.

Greaves on the other hand was arrested and taken to the police station where he began to put up a drunken fit.  While in the processing room he began to yell at police and oddly refused to wear pants.  He then, according to police, began to defecate into his hands and then threw the fecal matter on the floor.

He was charged with one felony count of aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, was released on bond and is due back in court on Dec 17th.