Best. Nerd. Bachelor. Party. Ever.

This ad posted in the Washington DC area for a bachelor party that sounds like it’s just a powder keg of “out of control” just waiting to explode.

The ad is for a woman who can act as the Dungeon Master (DM) for a game of Dungeon & Dragons (D&D) – it’s preferred he has a specific bra size, willing to appear topless and have a working knowledge of the game.  For those not familiar (peet: and if you’re not, we may not be able to be friends) D&D is a long time fantasy game played in a group with books, dice, cards, painted figures, a heavy dose of nerd and one person is the DM.  The DM is the person that controls the game and is kinda like a referee.

For this bachelor party the following odd request was made:

Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the “future husband to be” would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.

There are requirements too!

  • Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
  • Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
  • It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
  • If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

And this promise:

There will be 5 “guys” that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.

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