He Really, Really, Really Hates His Mom

William Jenkins, 22, will not be sending out a Mother’s Day card next year after being arrested for assaulting his own mother, with dog poop.

Jenkins was arrested on a felony domestic battery charge for pushing his 52 year old mother during an argument.  The fight began because his mom refused to give Jenkins a shot of vodka and an shouting match ensued.  Jenkins then reportedly went out to the backyard, picked up a handful of dog poop and then “rubbed it in his mother’s face”.

Oddly, the charge was for pushing his mother to the floor, which he denies, but he admits, “he did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him,” investigators noted.

Jenkins is being held and bond has not yet been set.

via The Smoking Gun