Really? Sex in The WalMart?

Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, were arrested from a Kansas Wal Mart on Sunday after they were caught fornicating in the big box retailer.

It started when the couple were spotted groping each other in full view of other customers and ended when they were caught having sex, but not until after they had also shoplifted a bottle of KY sexual lubricant to assist in the friskiness of their adventure.

The police report claims the couple appeared sober, were booked into jail and charged with engaging, “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”

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