It Happened In Florida

Joseph Lamar Conn claims he was simply doing something he liked to do, and had no idea he could be seen from the street.

But Conn what was doing was doing a little nude sunbathing on his front porch…While holding a rubber penis.  Police got a call from a neighbor who spotted Conn and when they arrived he wrapped himself in the blanket he’d been lying on, went into the house and came back out wearing shorts.  Police confronted Conn who told him that he preferred to sunbath while holding the sex toy.

Conn’s other problem is that he is a registered sex offender (lewd assault and sexual battery on a victim younger than 16, ) and had only recently been released from jail for violating sex offender rules.

He was arrested and taken to jail and charged with indecent exposure.