Today, One Sick Dude Gets Executed

Its been 25 years but today, in Arizona, Robert Moormann will finally have his life ended by the State.

He is 63, looks like a character from a torture porn movie, but is as real as they get.  In what has to be one of the craziest, straight-out-of-a-movie life stories, pretty much set on a course for evil from Day One, Moormann’s is worth a read.

His story is long and detailed, and you can click here and here to read good synopsis’ about Moormann’s history.  But to sum it up for you:

  • Born to a alcoholic teen prostitute in ’48 that died in an accident when he was two
  • Father was abandoned him at birth
  • Was adopted because paternal grandparents were abusive alcoholics
  • Adoptive father died and adoptive mother raised him, but forced him to perform sex acts with her
  • While not retarded, time in school he was classified as such
  • ‘Accidentally’ shot his mother at 13
  • Was sent to a state mental institution after shooting
  • Kidnapped a 8yr neighbor girl, raped her
  • Original plan was to kidnap the mom but chickened out and kid was easier
  • Spent nine years in prison for crime
  • While on a furlough in 1984 his mom came to see him and they stayed at a hotel near the prison
  • She disappeared
  • Police later realized that Moormann had killed her and chopped up her body in the room
  • He claims that he accidentally killed her after suffocating her with a pillow during a sex act
  • He did suffocate her, but also beat and stabbed her to death
  • He was nude while he dismembered her body
  • He disposed of the pieces in the dumpsters behind businesses around town
  • He was found guilty of 1st degree murder and sentenced to death
  • Suffered a stroke in 2007 and is in poor health

Lawyers have tried and failed to get a stay of execution based on claims of his mental status.  They also have tried to convince the clemency board to consider his life long abuse at the hands of his mother.  Moormann claims he does not remember his crime in any detail, “It was me playing with her breasts, and that is the only part I remember,” Robert Moormann said. “I carried her in the bathtub and I knew something was wrong, so I put her in bed. I do not remember cutting her up. Sorry.”


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Don’t Let Your 5yr Old Chew on Used Rubbers

Parents in Littleton, CO are worried sick over pending medical test results of their 5 year old daughter.  Why?  Because the child had attempted to blow up a condom found on the school playground.

Another girl actually found the condom and gave it to her as a gift.  The girl, not knowing what it was or thinking it was a ballon, tried to blow it up and then put it in her pocket.

“It scares me,” the dad said. “This is the scariest thing I have ever been through in my life.”

There is the obvious concern if the condom was used or not and how supervisors at the playground could miss it.  A search of the playground after the incident reportedly turned up other condoms and other items.  A letter was sent out to all the parents of the school and many are concerned on how the children are being watched, and certainly if anyone is wondering why their kid’s school playground is other people’s sexual playground and rubber dumpster.

The girl is undergoing a series of test this week to determine if she contracted any diseases.

via TheDenverChannel (w/ video report)


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Best or Worst Scam Ever?

This has to be one of the most extreme and bizarre cases of insurance fraud.  Gerald B Hardin has been charged with crimes in relation to claims he and another person cut off the hand of a third person to collect a payout.

Hardin is the only person charged in the federal indictment and the other two people are not named.

The story goes, in 2008 Hardin and the other person used a pole saw, not the most elegant of amputation tools, and purposely cut off the third person’s hand.  That person was rushed to a local hospital where attempts to reattach the hand were unsuccessful.

While it’s unclear who’s home it was, the trio successfully collected on homeowners insurance and death and dismemberment policies that had been placed on the victim before the accident.  The three collected over $671,000 in payments from the settlements.  Somehow, the FBI found out and began to investigate.  Hardin turned himself in earlier this month and was released on bond.  He faces up to 20 years in prison and $250,000 in fines.

via NYDailyNews

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Band Name: Lavatory Excrement

Last week a Long Island couple standing outside in their backyard, as a commercial airliner flew over, had the disgusting realization that what was falling on them wasn’t rain.

What comprised the “quarter-sized, nickel-sized, dime-sized drops all over my deck, my barbecue, my table,” as described by the husband was not oil, hydraulic fluid, grease or any other mechanical liquids.

What is was: Lavatory Excrement

Yes, the waste from the plane’s bathroom tank leaked out onto the ground, homes and who knows what below.

The couple contacted the FAA and are investigating the claims.

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It Happened in Florida

You can find stories of guys pleasuring themselves publicly pretty much every day, but in the case of Miguel Angel Rivera Flores there’s an extra detail that’s worth posting.

Police report that Flores would sit himself somewhere in a neighborhood and then use “animal noises” to get the attention of people walking by to witness his technique.  Flores has been caught before in various areas around Bonita Springs, FL.  Flores is a illegal immigrant from El Salvador and was caught in an abandoned house.

Unfortunately, the reports don’t detail what animal noises Flores used to attract people.  Was it kitten sounds?  Pig?  Chicken?  Dog?  Elephant?

Journalism sure has down gone hill lately.  Really, we need these details.

via NBC2 (w/ video report)


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Stephen Hawking & Sex Clubs

My favorite story of the last week has to be RadarOnline’s report that renown brainiac, space smarty and guy who talks with a computer – Stephen Hawking, is somewhat a regular at a California sex club called “Devore”.

Hawking, who as you know is confined to a wheelchair, according to sources, shows up with a group of nurse and assistants and gets his party on with naked girls and drinks.

The story says that one person claims they last saw Hawking at the club, “he was in the back ‘play area’ laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him.”

Pretty much every news source is just reporting that RadarOnline has this story, and I haven’t seen anyone else find another confirmation of it.  But it’s fun to assume its the truth, just because the mental imagery it creates is pretty fantastic.

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Big New Tech in Spain

The annual World Mobile Congress is underway and handheld manufactures from all over are showing off their crap.  Well, not Apple, but that is ok because when it comes to Windows and Android phones there is plenty to jam up your brain bandwidth.

Probably the biggest news is Nokia’s introduction of the 808 Pure View.  This is a phone with what amounts to a professional level camera inside.  Boasting a 41 megapixel sensor that is 4-10 times bigger than any other phone out today (the iPhone 4s has 8), and Carl Zeiss optics – this phone in theory can produce the kind of pics that a $3000 digital SLR can do.  They are also showing off software in the phone that really takes advantage of the resolution and how to creates smaller pics with a freaky level of detail.

HTC is mirroring Samsung’s “Galaxy” family idea and rolling out a line of phones called “One”.  There are three being shown off here, the “V” – meant for the broadest audience (i.e.: cheapest and least features), the “S” – the thinnest and smallest of the bunch and the flagship the, “X”.  This kid boast a big Quadcore 1.5Ghz Tegra 3 processor and 720HD 4.7″ display, Beats by Dre and will run on Ice Cream Sandwich – due soon on AT&T for a few hundred dollars.

The real oddity from the show so far is the new Samsung Galaxy Beam.  It’s a smartphone with a projector.  Yeah, you can shoot whatever movie, game or pics you want up to a 50″ HD image.  Now, I have no idea how you play a game on a handheld that you’re projecting onto a wall (I assume wireless controller), but I do already see pranks galore in our future.

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You Never Want to See Your Parents Doing This

If you think walking in on your parents ‘doing it’ is embarrassing, imagine turning on the TV and seeing them on a show about swingers and dressed up with sex toys in hand.

That is what happened to a 15 year old German girl when she flipped the channel to a show and saw her mom dressed in stockings and suspenders, in a cage, and her father wearing a Batman costume with a dildo in his hand.  The couple sued for compensation for pain and suffering they faced from the embarrassing revelation.

The couple had been told their faces would be obscured from any broadcast, and the production company admitted their failure to pixilate their faces was an oversight, and a mistake.  The judge sympathized with their embarrassing situation, he refused to give the couple the large amount of money in damages they were requesting because they had voluntarily gone to the club and agreed to be filmed on camera.

After the judge decided that all he could grant them was a few hundred dollars for appearing on the show and to cover legal costs, the couple decided not to appeal because any further action would have required their daughter to testify.

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Looney Doesn’t Begin To Explain Her

After seeing the mugshot to the right, you don’t need to read the story below to instantly know that Meredith Lowell is bat-shit crazy.

Lowell, so obsessed with animal-rights issues that she hatched a murder for hire plan, on Facebook, with a level of detail usually reserved for planning a community bake sale.

In the fall of 2011 Lowell began to post on Facebook as Anne Lowery.  There she explained that, “I would like to create an online community on facebook whi8ch would allow me to find someone who is willing to kill someone wearing fur toward the end of October 2011 or early November 2011 or possibly in January 2012 or February 2012 at the latest.”  After explaining she wanted the victim to live in Northwest Ohio she offered, “to pay this person up to $830-$850 which is far more than I was originally willing to pay.”

In her writings on line as Lowery, she explained that she wanted the murder to be a mix of hit, protest, and demonstration and wondered if she should distribute documentation about the fur industry at the scene of the crime.  According to federal documents she wrote, “I plan on staying after the hit for reasons of benefit to the movement, and think being caught would actually benefit me personally.”

The postings caught the eye of the FBI who began to contact her and eventually got her to communicate via email rather than the social network.  She was sending the emails mostly from a university library, which is also where she wanted the murder to happen.  She told the agent that she lived in a family that ate meat, wore wool and used products that came from animals – all of which lead to statements like, “So all of the speciest things I have mentioned…make me want to have the hit even sooner so I can get out of my house and hopefully get closer to ending the fur industry which is our goal,”

She also was very specific about how she wanted the murder to happen, but in her writings was flexible on details simply because she wanted it to happen.

  • “You need to bring a gun with a silencer on it and that can easily be concealed in your pants pocket or coat.”
  • “Do not wear anything that looks even remotely like fur.”
  • “If you do not want to risk the possibility if getting caught with a gun before the job, bring a sharp knife that is at least 4 inches long.”
  • “I want the person to be dead in less than 2 minutes (under 2 minutes or 1 minute or less would be better.)”
  •  “preferably 14 years old or older but should be at least 12 years old.”
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Be On Lookout For This Boobie Mangler

Police in Tyler, TX are on a hunt for a beauty salon owner that was moonlighting as a plastic surgeon in the back of her establishment.

Carmel Mitchelle Foster-Alexander has two warrants out for her in relation to an illegal breast augmentation procedure she was allegedly providing at her salon.  A 26 year old Longview woman is in critical condition after having the boob job done, and police were desperate to find Foster-Alexander so they can determine what substances she used in the procedure, but a raid of her salon turned up the substance in question.  It seems that at her Queen Diva Hair Salon she was injecting something to increase breast size.

According to reports Foster-Alexander is also thought to have done a similar procedure to a 27 year old cousin a couple of weeks ago.  And as many as five others have stepped forward and there might be more.

Watch this most excellent self-made TV spot for the salon. Wow.

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