Do Not Sleep On the Railroad Tracks

In what has to be the “luckiest drunk ever”, a New Zealand drunk fell asleep between the rails of a train track.

Actually, he passed out, and when a train came through the next morning at 5am the conductor called police thinking he’d just run over someone.

When police arrived the man was still sleeping, even though the train had passed over him.  Just with enough space, but he did suffer a few cuts on his head from the train as it passed over his body.

via 3News