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Its Called a “Love Seat” For Good Reason

Gerard P. Streator was arrested late last week on the very odd charge that he had been seen, in public, having sex with a discarded couch.  Yes, you just read that.

Streator, 46, (right) was spotted by an off-duty police man late one night earlier in the month.  He described Streator as, “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Additionally, the cop noted that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”  The officer approached Streator and his couch and inquired as to what was going on.  Streator allegedly pulled away from the couch, got up and ran off but not before the officer, as he noted in his report spotted that he, “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.”

The officer’s report also includes the disturbing amount of details like, Streator, “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”  Remember, this was an old couch, discarded on the side of the road.  Not a overly stuffed, purple velour sofa you’d see on a furniture showroom floor, or at Prince’s house.

Streator was followed to a nearby apartment building where he was able to lock out the officer following him.  Later police interview Streator’s wife who claimed that he had been with her that night, but he was later arrested and charged with a misdemeanor criminal complaint and will have a hearing in the coming days.

 

 

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