Meet Mr Potty

Vero Beach, FL resident James Raymond needs a internal modesty filter of some sort.

Just too much public nudity  … and pooping.

Late last month Raymond was on the receiving end of a police complaint at a local mexican restaurant.  Reports are that the owners needed the police to remove Raymond who had fallen asleep on the toilet.  “What do you want?” is how Raymond was quoted when approached by the officers.  Raymond, smelling of booze, was escorted out of the restaurant but before he could get to the car he pulled down his pants exposing his own bathroom area.  Once in the car he gave police a false home address and was charged with disorderly intoxication and trespass on property after warning.

But that isn’t Raymond’s only brush with the law and potty issues.

In April of last year Raymond was arrested after a gas station attendant witnessed him defecating in the station’s parking lot.  She reportedly yelled at him as he was squatting and claimed that Raymond turned to her, showing off his genitals to her and yelling, “There you go, bitch”.

via WPTV

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Band Name: Lavatory Excrement

Last week a Long Island couple standing outside in their backyard, as a commercial airliner flew over, had the disgusting realization that what was falling on them wasn’t rain.

What comprised the “quarter-sized, nickel-sized, dime-sized drops all over my deck, my barbecue, my table,” as described by the husband was not oil, hydraulic fluid, grease or any other mechanical liquids.

What is was: Lavatory Excrement

Yes, the waste from the plane’s bathroom tank leaked out onto the ground, homes and who knows what below.

The couple contacted the FAA and are investigating the claims.

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