Oh, Florida… Now B-Hole Tattoos? (nsfw)

The New Times alternative weekly in the Tampa, St Pete area did some reporting of the 17th-annual South Florida Tattoo Expo was held at the Marriott Hotel, Golf Club & Convention Center at Heron Bay in Coral Springs over the weekend.  The highlight is the video seen below (pretty much nsfw) where an obviously disturbed, intoxicated and ridiculous girl gets a tattoo around her … uh… where she makes dirty.

Ok, her butthole.  You glad now I said?

I have to wonder why the tattoo artist would do it, out in the open like that, and the event organizers would let her, because she appears pretty messed up in this video.   But she does seem to be enjoying herself, and really if someone wants a boyfriend’s name tatted around her soft serve machine, who’s to stop her?

Oh, and proceeds went to charity.

Maybe butt hole tattoos are “the next big thing”.

(the nsfw is more for language, as her food exit is mostly blurred out when she is happily showing it to the crowd)


Stephanie Irene Santana is 20 and pregnant with her second child.  She is also in a lot of trouble.

Santana was arrested early Tuesday morning when she was found asleep in her car, with the engine running, and obviously drunk.  Her 1 year old daughter was in the car, along with beer and a bottle of Xanax.  Santana also failed a field sobriety test.

But witnesses say that Santana earlier had parked her car, left her daughter inside and entered a Houston area tattoo parlor for a piercing.  She was denied because she was drunk and as she left the business witnesses saw the daughter in the car.  Santana was taken to a local area hospital for an evaluation, was charged with driving while intoxicated and endangering a child and the daughter was turned over to Child Protection Services.

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Topless Tinkerbell Tat Gets Mom Booted From Legoland

This is a story that appeared in the Dallas Observer blog yesterday.  Driven largely by Lana Massey, the owner of the tattoo seen to the right (and according to her Facebook page a manager of a Gas Pipe – a long standing chain of Dallas area head shops)  and her claims that the manager of an area Legoland children’s park found her tat offensive enough to ask her to leave and receive a full refund.

You can read all the full details on the blog, but essentially Massey is claiming that she was discriminated against because of her looks.  While she insists that she was never told it was a specific tattoo that got her and her son booted, everyone agrees it was probably this one.

In Massey’s opinion there is nothing offensive about her tattoo – a rendering of Tinkerbell, topless and looks to be having a erotic moment with a light switch.  While the latter detail is more sublime, the former is out there for the world to see on Massey’s calf (ironically about the height of many children running around Legoland).  Massey claims that the manager is lying that others complained and that she was singled out and that she’s never been asked to leave from anywhere before.

Massey has several tattoos and is very proud of them.  You can go to her Facebook page where you can find that she has made this incident a personal crusade and has spent the last few days contacting local Dallas media for attention as she plans on suing Legoland.  There she has posted copies of emails from Legoland and gives further explanation to her side of the story.  She does find it perfectly ok to rant about the manager that kicked her out, as “Morbidly obese, she was just gross” and has friends that feel that anyone that would find that tat offensive at a child’s attraction are, “fat, twinkie eating, bible banging hypocrites” (peet: a look at it again this morning reveals that she appears to have edited out many of the postings about her story – probably on the advice from a lawyer).  She does also clearly state her objective, money, “We will be compensated, believe that!”

Interesting enough Massey does have a limit to what she would understand as offensive, “I could see if it was like a gaping vag or something like that, but I don’t have anything like that.”  She also claims that the tat is original artwork from the 1940’s, but Tinkerbell – the animated Disney version – didn’t come out until the 1950’s.

I have added this story mostly because of the highly ridiculous nature of the tattoo and the idea that showing it off at a children’s park is somehow “ok” in her mind.  I really admire tattoo culture and art, but this is where tattoo owners and I part.  I have a t-shirt I think is really funny, “Abortions Tickle” (with a illustration of a woman looking coy), but I never wear it because I know it will offend people.   But I also realize I am supplying her what she wants, attention, and that there are people that think she is in the right.  It is certainly an interesting discussion.

The Unwanted Juggalo Tattoo

Insane Clown Posse

Ahhh, The Insane Clown Posse.  Has there even been a ‘band’ more worshipped by a bigger group of knuckleheads, ever?

George A Doyle, 20, has been charged with assault and battery and ‘illegal tattooing’ after putting a tattoo referencing the much beloved rap duo (who wax poetically over the mystery’s of magnets) on a 16 year old boy who he earlier bullied and got drunk.  While forcibly tattoo’ing is bad unto itself, it is the fact that Doyle misspelled “Juggalo” (what ICP followers call themselves) as “Jugallo”.   He also then put initials referencing other high class culture icons like the Kottonmouth Kings and Supporting Racial Habits (a clothing line?!?!) on the boy’s forearms.

Doyle then later was caught after sending the teen harassing messages insisting payment and threats to beat him up.  Doyle insisted that he would never put a tattoo on another, but police noted that the poor quality of the kid’s tat’s looked identical to the tattoos on Doyle’s own body.

This seems like a good time to post ICP’s greatest video, ever.  Really, soak in the complete insanity of this gathering of face painted hi-jinxsters.

via Telegram

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Mom Let’s Kid Get Tattoo

Chuntera Napier, the mother of two from Georgia, was asked by her 10 year old son, Gaquan, for a tattoo.

The tattoo he wanted to was remember his dead 12 year old brother who had recently died after being hit by a car.  Mom thought it was a great idea and a good way for her younger son to honor his brother.  In fact, she got one too.

Napier was arrested and charged with misdemeanor cruelty and being partner to a crime.  She has boned bonded out of jail.

The tattoo, the brother’s name and basketball number on Gaquan’s right arm was seen by someone at his school.  The person at the school called the authorities and the mother was soon arrested.

Georgia law from 2010 states, “It shall be unlawful for any person to tattoo the body of any person under the age of 18, except a physician or osteopath.”

“I always thought that if a parent gave consent, then it was fine,” she said. “How can somebody else say that it’s not okay? He’s my child, and I have the right to say what I want for my child. I can’t go tell anybody else what I want for their child. What do I say to a child who wants to remember his brother? It’s not like he was asking me, ‘Can I get Sponge Bob?” Napier said. “He asked me for something that’s in remembrance of his brother. How can I say no?”


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Poop Tattoo is Old News

**Update** just minutes after posting this, I was tweeted this story by “” … Turns out this is an old story and the one below is a fake, just like I thought it was, but didn’t trust my instinct.  I am sorry.


This story has been floating around for a few days and I was pretty certain it was a fake, so I didn’t post it.  But it’s circulating enough now that I suppose its real and, if so, really funny.  So here it is.

In Ohio, Ryan Fitzjerald is being sued for $100,000 by an ex-girlfriend, Rossie Brovent for a tattoo he put on her back.

See, Ryan found out that Rossie had been cheating on him, got her to come to his tattoo shop, plied her with vodka, talked her into a full back tattoo and even got her to sign off on the paperwork… She was expecting a beautiful landscape of Narnia…

The resulting tattoo as you can see is not what Rossie was expecting, its a poorly done giant Dairy Queen soft serve style pile of poo, complete with flies coming off of it.

She tried to have him arrested for assault, but because she’s signed the paperwork that allows for “artistic discretion”, there was nothing the cops could do.  (*snicker, i typed doooooo)

So she is trying her hand in civil court.  Good luck.


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