The New Times alternative weekly in the Tampa, St Pete area did some reporting of the 17th-annual South Florida Tattoo Expo was held at the Marriott Hotel, Golf Club & Convention Center at Heron Bay in Coral Springs over the weekend. The highlight is the video seen below (pretty much nsfw) where an obviously disturbed, intoxicated and ridiculous girl gets a tattoo around her … uh… where she makes dirty.
Ok, her butthole. You glad now I said?
I have to wonder why the tattoo artist would do it, out in the open like that, and the event organizers would let her, because she appears...
Stephanie Irene Santana is 20 and pregnant with her second child. She is also in a lot of trouble.
Santana was arrested early Tuesday morning when she was found asleep in her car, with the engine running, and obviously drunk. Her 1 year old daughter was in the car, along with beer and a bottle of Xanax. Santana also failed a field sobriety test.
But witnesses say that Santana earlier had parked her car, left her daughter inside and entered a Houston area tattoo parlor for a piercing. She was denied because she was drunk and as she left the business witnesses saw the daughter in the car....
This is a story that appeared in the Dallas Observer blog yesterday. Driven largely by Lana Massey, the owner of the tattoo seen to the right (and according to her Facebook page a manager of a Gas Pipe - a long standing chain of Dallas area head shops) and her claims that the manager of an area Legoland children's park found her tat offensive enough to ask her to leave and receive a full refund.
You can read all the full details on the blog, but essentially Massey is claiming that she was discriminated against because of her looks. While she insists that she was never told it was a specific...
Ahhh, The Insane Clown Posse. Has there even been a 'band' more worshipped by a bigger group of knuckleheads, ever?
George A Doyle, 20, has been charged with assault and battery and 'illegal tattooing' after putting a tattoo referencing the much beloved rap duo (who wax poetically over the mystery's of magnets) on a 16 year old boy who he earlier bullied and got drunk. While forcibly tattoo'ing is bad unto itself, it is the fact that Doyle misspelled "Juggalo" (what ICP followers call themselves) as "Jugallo". He also then put initials referencing other high class culture icons...
Chuntera Napier, the mother of two from Georgia, was asked by her 10 year old son, Gaquan, for a tattoo.
The tattoo he wanted to was remember his dead 12 year old brother who had recently died after being hit by a car. Mom thought it was a great idea and a good way for her younger son to honor his brother. In fact, she got one too.
Napier was arrested and charged with misdemeanor cruelty and being partner to a crime. She has boned bonded out of jail.
The tattoo, the brother's name and basketball number on Gaquan's right arm was seen by someone at his school. The person at the school...
**Update** just minutes after posting this, I was tweeted this story by "GuysGirl.com" ... Turns out this is an old story and the one below is a fake, just like I thought it was, but didn't trust my instinct. I am sorry.
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This story has been floating around for a few days and I was pretty certain it was a fake, so I didn't post it. But it's circulating enough now that I suppose its real and, if so, really funny. So here it is.
In Ohio, Ryan Fitzjerald is being sued for $100,000 by an ex-girlfriend, Rossie Brovent for a tattoo he put on her back.
See, Ryan found out that Rossie...