Yeah, Whatever. Smoking Man
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The Obama administration brought upon itself the task of answering the question if the US Government had any knowledge of alien life visiting Earth and/or contacted the human race in any way.
An initiative called, “We the People”, stated that White House staffers would respond to and consider taking action on any issue that received a minimum of 5,000 signatures online in a 30 day period.
“Hey, Smoking Man, fess up about the alien stuff” – got 18,000 in short order.
Yes, a regular Scully and Molder started two different petitions. One to disclose any knowledge or communication and a second that basically demands the government come clean and admit they’ve been hiding stuff all these years.
Posted on the White House website was this response: “The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race,” In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye.” Phil Larson from the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy is the shyster posting that digital wool over our eyes.
Yeah, yeah they go on to to try and calm us with, “We don’t know nothing, got nothing hidden in a giant lab in Nevada and don’t talk to Mars everyday – but we are looking and listening!!” Just patting us on our heads and sending us along our merry way.
Whatever. There are too many pics like this one, and stories of anal probes. Just too many.
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