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Death By Penile Enhancement

Remember those recent stories about the women dying from rouge “doctors” injecting house quality silicone, Vaseline, and other odd substances into their butts, faces and other body parts in hopes of improved looks?

Well, a dude, Justin Street, in East Orange, NJ died last May from a fatal blood clot.  The clot was caused by a silicone injection done by Kasia Rivera and the silicone caused an embolism that clogged up the victims plumbing and killed him.

Kasia  was arrested Friday on manslaughter charges and unauthorized practice of medicine.  The man’s death was ruled a homicide and Rivera’s arrested was the result of the investigation.

Street, 22, died the day after he paid Rivera for a penis enhancement at Rivera’s home for what was called a, “pumping party”.

Who wants bigger junk so gosh darned badly they would:

  1. Let someone stick a needle filled with whatever in it
  2. Go to some odd, weird looking woman’s house to do it
  3. Actually think they would survive the whole stupid idea?
I’m not half sure I feel like the knucklehead didn’t get what he deserved…
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Artificially Big Butts Are a Crime

Kimberly Smedley is a criminal.

She has been arrested of the crime of making giant, fat asses.

Working out of hotel rooms in the Washington DC area, she was hired by women to inject silicone into their butts to make them larger and give them a particular shape.  For $4000 a woman would undergo nine injections into each cheek.

An exotic dancer contacted police after she also asked for injections to her lips (the ones on her face, you perv) and had to go to the hospital with breathing problems and was found to have silicone in her lungs.

Reports show that the silicone was stored in a, “water jug with a spigot”, where it was then poured “into a cup” and then drawn from the cup into a syringe and then injected into the awaiting, lacking, flat, not-enough-cushin-for-the-pushin’ buttocks area.  It is also thought that Smedley was buying the silicone from local hardware stores like Lowes or Home Depot – because that’s where you get medical grade butt fat ya know.

Smedley is free on bail, and the number of customers isn’t known.  What is known is that she has stayed at various area hotels over a hundred times in the last year.

Your just going to have to eat mac& cheese by the gallon to get that classic J-Lo/Kardashian ass ladies.  Really, why not? Look how great it looks on Ms. Smedley?

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