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The Olive Oil. The Sex. The Fight.

Say hello to Barbara Hall.  She is 60 and very much the cougar with her 45 year old beau.

Well, he was her beau.  Now they are ex-lovers torn apart by a sexual encounter that involved olive oil and a misunderstanding.

Hall and her boyfriend were in the throws of love making when she asked him to go to the kitchen to retrieve the olive oil to be used as a “sexual lubricant”.  As he returned she reportedly then asked him if he had also, “brought the Pam”.  She meant the cooking spray, he thought she was referring to a girl he knows named Pam and had a sexual past.  He then reminded her, in a very ‘Ross&Rachel’ way, that he only had had sex with Pam while they “were on a break”, and that was all it took for a fight to break out between the two.

Hall began by throwing a drink at him, then hitting him.  He punched her in the ribs and she threw the olive oil bottle at his head.

Hall was arrested on domestic battery charges, and yes, It Happened In Florida.

Sex in Squad Car Caught on Tape

Memphis police officer Dion Anthony needs to prepare for the world to know what he sounds like having sex.

…on duty…

…in his squad car…

Monday night the sounds of Anthony’s love making were accidentally caught on the department’s radio system because anytime a communication device is activated, it is recorded.  While having sex with an unidentified person in his squad car, somehow one of two devices were pressed.  Either his shoulder mic, or the console mic.  Either way it is an “inappropriate radio communication”.  Reports are that 30 other cops listened to the broadcast live.

Anthony was fired Tuesday as the department investigates, but at some point the audio will be released to the public.  (peet: And a porno version will be created and released shortly thereafter.)

Cop Caught Having Sex in Squad Car: MyFoxMEMPHIS.com

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Teen Calls 911 Over Mom’s Sex Sounds

The Smoking Gun has posted the story of a Florida teenager calling 911 because she could hear her mother’s love making in the next room .

The teen asked police to put her in a Christian children’s center after calling police at 4am.  The 15 yr old called police because she felt that her mom’s actions were disrespectful to her and she wanted no part of listening to her mother’s lusty moans and whatever other unfortunate sounds.  The mother admits to having her boyfriend over, having sex in her room that happens to be next to the daughter’s and wasn’t aware that she could hear them.

The mother/daughter got into a verbal altercation, but the daughter admitted that there wasn’t any abuse or neglect.  The event ended when the daughter decided she didn’t want to leave after all because it was too close to time for her to go to school.