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She’s A Ball Buster, Literally

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, is an enemy of man.

She is charged with what is maybe the single most awful crime a woman can commit:  “malicious castration”.

Gregory was arrested after getting into an argument with an older man on Saturday morning.  The man decided he’d had enough and went outside to call 911.  Gregory followed him outside and stopped him from calling by grabbing the man’s scrotum.  Gregory squeezed the man’s gentiles so hard she actually burst his scroctum, causing one of his testicles to “pop out”.  The police report stated,  that the victim’s “scrotum had been split open,” adding that, “I was also able to observe one of the subject’s testicles protruding from the scrotum area.”  Police also observed “blood on the floor of the porch and the siding of the residence.”

Gregory didn’t end her terror reign there, once arrested she removed her pants and urinated all over the back seat of the patrol car.  She is being held on$20,000 bond on that charge of malicious castration and additionally assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

The victim reportedly will be fine, in the long run, after doctors were able to place the testicle back in place and sew up the injury.

A Sign Your Relationship Has Soured

The wonderful Smoking Gun has conjured up a court document that tells the horribly gruesome story of a relationship gone bad.

An unnamed Indiana man, claims that his on/off again girlfriend of eight months, Christina Reber walked into his home, uninvited, on the night of March 30th.  She was drunk and confronted him over their most recent break up.  She screamed at him to call the police and began to attack.  After hitting him in the head, she forcibly reached into his pants and grabbed his scrotum and began to “squeeze as hard as she could”  and he could feel her fingernails tearing into his sack.   As the two of them fell to the ground when she refuse to let go of her steely grip, but finally able to pry her loose.  Once that happened Reber quickly left his residence.

The victim, with blood all over his shirt, realized that he had a “long tear” in his scrotum and part of it has “been completely torn from his body”.

While Reber was arrested and charged with two felonies, the victim in a follow up interview told police that his injury continues to be very swollen, bleed and doctors do not know yet if he has suffered any permanent damage.  He is unable to work and barely able to walk.