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When The Orgy Goes Wrong…In Florida

Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend James Albert Barfield, 56 are the type of couple who are sexually adventurous.  In fact, they are self proclaimed “swingers” and on early Monday morning were in the midst of an all-out orgy at their home when things between the two went sour.

Sunday night Norris returned home with a pair of men, and Barfield a pair of women all of whom were to participate in a sex party in the couple’s home.  While Norris was in the middle of sexual relations with the two men, Barfield was sexing one of his two female guest – the couple saw each other in the act and an argument between the two started.  What the argument was about specifically is unknown, but probably obvious, and it wasn’t long before the argument turned to psychical physical violence.

All of this occurred while a roommate, who was awoken by the commotion, walked out of her room to see Norris and Barfield,  “pushing and shoving each other from one end of the house to the other (while) breaking things in the process.”  She pulled Barfield off of Norris, but just returned to being going after Barfield and the fight continued until the pair finally separated and went into separate bedrooms.

What happened with the four sex party attendees?  They all left the scene before police could get their identities or statements.  Norris suffered a bloody lip and Barfield scratch marks on his neck and back – apparently from the fight, not the sex.   The pair were arrested at 6am Monday and charged with domestic battery.  Norris was also charged with resisting arrest after refusing to put her clothes back on and according to the arrest report was, “very intoxicated and uncooperative”.  Barfield was also nude when police arrived.

 

Man crushes 8 police cruisers with tractor

Roger Pion, 34, of Newport, Vermont, was angry over a recent arrest for resisting arrest and marijuana possession. So, he did the only logical thing a 34 year old in Newport, Vermont, would do and drove his tractor into the parking lot of the sheriff’s department and went all Bigfoot up on 5 cruisers, an unmarked car and a transport van parked in the lot then drove away.

Sheriffs said that after Pion left their lot, they were unable to pursue him because they had no intact vehicles (well, duh). When two Newport City officers chased him, he suddenly started backing the tractor toward them.

“I backed up in fear of our safety about ten to fifteen feet before bumping into another vehicle,” wrote Newport Officer Tanner Jacobs, adding that “at this point the tractor was still backing up.” He said he and his partner then left their vehicle to avoid getting run over.

Converging city and state police and county sheriffs then surrounded Pion and ordered him from the tractor at gunpoint. He was found to be carrying a loaded pistol, authorities said. Sheriff’s deputies got there in a borrowed civilian vehicle.

Thankfully, no one was injured in the incident. Pion is being held on $50,000 bond.

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Best. Mugshot. Ever?

Really, this Deltona, Florida man’s story isn’t all that interesting, but his mugshot is rather specatular.

Kelsey Smith was arrested with DUI and resisting arrest.  A stun gun had to be used on him, and a ‘spit hood’ put over his head to prevent him from, duh, spitting at his arresting officers.  He also didn’t want his mug shot taken so it took a couple of officers, with gloves, to hold him still for the Glamor Shot you see below.

Yes, It Happened In Florida.

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