Happy To See Me or Drugs Tied to Your Ween?

Ray Woods is a drug dealer with a very suspicious method of transporting his inventory.

Woods was pulled over for a routine traffic violation last Friday night when the police officer found marijuna in the car.  While putting Woods into the back of the cruiser the officer noticed a “large bulge” in the front of Woods pants.  Denying that he had anything in his pants, the officer had to do a search once back at the station.

There the officer discovered that Woods had surprisingly tied a large plastic bag with 89 smaller bags of what looked to be both heroin and cocaine, and as he untied the bag Woods began to urinate all over everything and everyone.  The police officer, Christopher Eiserman was pretty stunned to have seen something different on his beat,

“In 14 years, I’ve seen it down their pants, in their ass, but I’ve never seen it tied to their penis,” he said. “I couldn’t believe it. I guess they figure the police officers aren’t going to check down in that area.”

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Extreme Show-n-Tell

A 5 year old boy had a shocking round of show-n-tell for his class on Monday.

The boy showed off not one, but 50 packets of heroine to his classmates, pulling the small plastic bags from his jacket pockets.  The horrified teacher immediately grabbed the loot and called the principal – who then called police.

The boy’s stepfather, Santos Roman, 35, was arrested at the school where police awaited him, but not until after he’d searched the school because he’d already realized the boy had taken his jacket (with the drugs in the pockets).  Roman arrived at the school searching for his stepson and the jacket (in what must have been a crazy panic), saw the jacket sitting on a desk in an empty classroom and tried to flee the school property.

He was charged on drug charges and risk of injury to a minor. The drugs were worth about $500 street value.


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We Got Multiple Severed Body Parts!

*update*  now a pair of feet have also been found!

Yesterday dogs found a severed human head in the area around the famed Hollywood sign.  The head was in a plastic bag and found on a trail near the sign.

Today a further search with cadaver dogs discovered a severed hand about 50 yards from where the head was found, but the hand was not in a plastic bag.

The police believe the head belongs to a man in his 40’s with ‘salt and pepper’ hair, and somehow they believe him to be of Armenian descent.  The search is expected to continue through Thursday as authorities think that its likely the crime was committed elsewhere and the body parts brought to the site.  Police also think the likely explanation for the distance in parts is wild animals finding the body and walking off with different pieces.  Police are unsure if they will continue to find other parts of the same person.

*Update* TMZ is reporting that someone that was there when the head was found took a pic of the head with his cell phone and now has it up for sale to the highest bidder. (peet: unfortunately this site has yet to make a penny, so I won’t be the highest bidder)


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