So Much For Public Drinking Fountains

Jamie Todd Hensler single handedly ruined the long standing public trust of the drinking fountain on Monday after he was arrested for washing his genitals in a park fountain.

The 40 year old Oregon man was charged not only with misuse of a drinking fountain, but also indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges.  He was also officially expelled from entering the park again.  The events tarted when Hensler was spotted trying to talk to kids in the park and then throwing water balloons at them.  For reasons unknown he then began to take off his clothes and then made the decision to wash his naughty parts in a fountain everyone else drinks from.

Hensler claims that he was only taking a bath there because he had no where else to do it.  A KGW-TV reporter spotted him Wednesday at the same park and asked him about the charges.  “I was arrested because I was taking a bath in and washing up in the fountain because no one cares about me. They took my housing, took away my medical and social security,” he responded.

You can actually see the guy in the report below.  Pretty funny.  “Yeah, I did!”

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Worst. Good Deed. Ever.

An Oregon man is in the the hospital where his life is in jeopardy after trying to rescue a mouse from the mouth of a stray neighborhood cat.

During the attempt to save the mouse, the cat lashed out at the man biting him on the hand.  The man soon got sick and now is suffering from the extremely rare, but very deadly “black plague”.   He is thought to be suffering from septicemic plague – meaning that his bloodstream is infected with the bacteria and it is spreading.  He has all of the symptoms of the plauge, stomach pain, dying tissue and bleeding from the nose, mouth and … uh… anus.

Less than 10 people a year contract the plague in the USA, and globally, less than 3000.  But the plague is famous for its sweep across through Europe in the 14th century when it killed as many as 75 million people. The bacterium, Yersinia pestis, is carried by rodents and spread through contact with them, but doctors are not sure if it was the bite from the cat or contact with the mouse that infected the man.  Today it can be treated with antibiotics, but it still kills one of seven people who contract it.

“Taking a mouse out of a cat’s mouth is probably not a good idea,” Emilio DeBess, Oregon’s public health veterinarian, told the local media.

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The. Worst. Story. Ever.

I am telling you up front, this story epitomizes why I do this site.  At the same time it is such an awful story, so gross, so explict and bizarre beyond words I actually had to think about posting it…

For about three seconds.

Meet Elizabeth Herrick and her boyfriend Joshua Washburn.  Living in Oregon and caring for a terminally ill horse, the pair decided that the animal’s life was at its end and thought it merciful to put the horse down with a single gun shot to the head.

But they didn’t stop there.

I can’t believe I am typing the following paragraph….

The couple then gutted the horse, Herrick took off her clothes and took pictures if her inside the horse’s corpse, naked.  There are then pics of the pair posing with the horse’s heart.  Of course the only obvious and natural thing to do next?  Eat the horse.

Oh, yes, well they did post pics of these events online which caused an outrages and a police investigation.  Police decided they had nothing to charge them with as, amazingly, the pair broke no laws.  The pair have gone into hiding after receiving death threats and repeated phone calls from Satan himself.

I’m not going to post the full pics here, but since The Huffington Post has been so kind, and brave to do so, you can click, scroll down and witness the most shocking pictures I have ever viewed.

via KION & Gawker






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