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“Look At My Man-Gina”

Meet David Schwanke, 36, of Orange County, CA.

David is in jail after being subdued in a bedroom where the woman of the house awoke to find him lying on the floor next to her bed touching her.  The husband got into a fight in the bedroom with Schwanke and held him until police arrived.

The even more odd part to this story is that Schwanke is the same guy that this couple had kicked out of their home during a Halloween party.  Schwanke reportedly had just wandered into the party, without an invitation, caused some problems and upon being kicked out, dropped his pants and told the crowd to, “Look at my man-gina”.  He then ran off and no one reported it to the cops.

Two weeks later he’s back in the same house, this time in the middle of the night feeling up the wife while she’s sleeping.

Now he’s in jail, where he is familiar with a list of offenses ranging from DUI, assault, and drug possession.

But, if your last name is “Schwanke”, aren’t you kinda doomed to a life of trouble?

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Man Stuck IN Tree. Emphasis on “IN”

Yesterday we had the story of the guy getting stuck in a kids swing and left by his friends.

Today we have a guy in Orange County, CA who was found stuck IN, and by “in”, I mean he literally was in a hollow part of a tree.

He, like the last fellow, was found because someone heard him screaming and it took firefighters 90 minutes to cut the tree away to set him free.  The tree looks like an old dead tree with a hollow section through the middle and a sizable hole near the base.  The man’s body was far enough into the tree that not only was his legs underground, but only from his shoulders up was he exposed to the outside.

No reason or explanation was given as to how or why he was in the tree, but there was a mention that a “mental health official was called to the scene”.

aahhhh.

via Orange Country Register (with more pics)

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