The Best/Worst Money Making Scheme, Ever

Paul Moran, 30 and living in a government subsidized apartment in Ireland, came up with the awesome idea of turning his craps into gold.

The idea was discovered when he caused $4000+ damage by putting his poop into his electric heater thinking if he heated it enough it would, yes, turn into the precious metal.  That started a fire in his home and neighborhood.  A smelly fire.

Mr Moran is now in jail for arson and endangering others.

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