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BREAKING NEWS: It Happened in Florida

We break into this Memorial Day weekend to bring you this shocking news from, yes, Florida.

Saturday afternoon police shot and killed a naked man who was found chewing off the face of another man along side a Miami causeway.  The naked man was spotted attacking the other man by a passerby and a highway ranger.  The first officer approached the scene, ordered the attacker to back off and shot the man when he failed to stop eating on the other man’s face and head.  The assailant continued eating and attacking his victim even after being shot once, forcing the officer to shoot the man several more times.

The victim is in critical condition in the hospital, and while police are not sure why the attack occurred, they theorized that the victim is a homeless man that was sleeping when attacked.  The Miami Herald reports the assailant is thought to have been in a possible “cocaine psychosis”, a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

Now back to your long weekend….

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The Naked, Bloody, Cross-Dressing Break-In

A Goodwill Store in Sherman, TX was on the unfortunate end of one man’s bizarre actions.

33-year old Adam Mabery, a registered sex offender recently released from prison in Houston seemingly lost his marbles after cutting his arms and head on broken glass at a local motel.  After injuring himself he walked down the road to where the Goodwill Store stands, broke in and went on an amazing rampage.

With blood pouring out of his different injuries Mabery begins naked, running through out the store, spraying his blood everywhere.  Eventually he picks out a red dress, a floppy hat and a purse and continues to rummage through the store all the while causing tremendous damage because he’s getting his blood on everything.  The video below shown in the news report is pretty outstanding.

Maybery ended up doing about $30,000 in damage between the property he broke, the cost of the hazmat team to clean up his blood and all of the donated items that he ruined that could not be salvaged because of him.