74 year old Thomas Mills is one horny old dude.
Around 2:15am Sunday morning in Myrtle Beach, SC he was arrested for first-offense prostitution.
While in a parking lot, Mills flashed his car lights to get the attention of a pair of cops. When they approached, Mills ask about the “size of the officers’ genitals” and then asked to see them. He also then told them he wanted to, “give and receive oral sex” and could even have a friend join in on all the sexual fun he was trying to start.
There is no explanation on if he was drunk, knew they were cops
via The Smoking Gun