That dude in the middle of the unattractive sandwich is John Hemming, a British chap who has girl trouble.
His wife, on the right, claims John is a cheater, there was a divorce, a mistress (on the left) and then some weirdo story about the wife stealing the other woman’s kitten and letting it loose.
All of that is entertaining and all, but I just wanted to show off how ugly people like to have sex too.
- Love triangle MP John Hemming lifts the lid on his ‘challenging’ private life (telegraph.co.uk)
- Guilty: MP’s Wife Stole Love Rival’s Kitten (news.sky.com)