The Zombie Apocalypse is Totally Real

First it was the roadside, naked face-eating incident in Miami.  Then it was the suicidal crazy guy stabbing himself and throwing his own intestines and now we have this.

21 year old Alexander Kinyua (left) is being held without bail in Maryland jail after it was discovered that he might have had something to do with the disappearance of his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie (right).  The man had last been seen leaving his home six days ago for a morning jog, but hadn’t been heard from since.  Agyei-Kodie’s father and brother came to the house to look and the brother discovered two metal tins in the basement with blood out the outside and a head and hands inside.  Kinyua denied any of it was human remains but worked to get rid of it before police could arrive.  Police did find the evidence and Kinyua admitted to not only killing Agyei-Kodie with a knife, cutting him up into pieces – but then consuming Agyei-Kodie’s heart and “portions of his brain”.

The rest of Agyei-Kodie was found in a dumpster because a nearby Baptist church.

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Motorcycle vs Buzzard

David Christopher Norris, 31, was tooling around Maryland on Sunday afternoon and it was to be his final ride.

Police report that Norris was speeding excessively when he passed a car on the shoulder and as he did, a buzzard flew into his path impacting into Norris and his bike.  This caused Norris to cross the center stripes of the road, hitting the curb, a utility pole and a fire hydrant – all while the giant bird was “attached” to Norris and his bike.

Norris, his bike and the bird all finally landed in a wooded area along the roadside.

The bird died instantly, Norris was pronouced dead later at the hospital.  Police called it a “freakish accident” and think Norris’ speed was a factor.


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