It Happened in Florida

You can find stories of guys pleasuring themselves publicly pretty much every day, but in the case of Miguel Angel Rivera Flores there’s an extra detail that’s worth posting.

Police report that Flores would sit himself somewhere in a neighborhood and then use “animal noises” to get the attention of people walking by to witness his technique.  Flores has been caught before in various areas around Bonita Springs, FL.  Flores is a illegal immigrant from El Salvador and was caught in an abandoned house.

Unfortunately, the reports don’t detail what animal noises Flores used to attract people.  Was it kitten sounds?  Pig?  Chicken?  Dog?  Elephant?

Journalism sure has down gone hill lately.  Really, we need these details.

via NBC2 (w/ video report)


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