Of Course, It Happened In Florida (nsfw)

Carlos Romero is 31, lives in Marion County, FL and admits that he really, really, really likes a miniature donkey.  In fact, he was arrested for having some sort of sexual contact with the donkey and is critical of the state for its “frown on zoophilia”.

*warning* the contents of this story are graphic and disturbing, even for Florida.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.




Romero was arrested after he was spotted by a witness, who was delivering a horse to the same barn, with his shirt off and pants down standing behind a miniature donkey in a room that Romero rents.  All of the lights in the barn were off except this room and the witness said it appeared Romero was having sex with the donkey and when he saw the witness he backed away.  The incident happened back in August, and for unknown reasons the police didn’t talk to Romero until last Friday, but when they did, he had many very concerning confessions.

He claims that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,” and that he became aroused” by seeing the animal in heat.  He also admitted that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris”, and that he, “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident.”  For good measure he admitted to masturbated with the donkey 5-6 times.

Romero told police that he thought the state was very backwards in its thinking about zoophilia, but ironically it was only recently that Florida finally in acted a law outlawing sexual contact with animals.

He is in jail on a $2000 bond.

via The SmokingGun

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