Puppeteer Wants To Eat Kids

Ronald Brown just made it a lot harder to be a puppeteer for kid’s parties after it was discovered he had a plan to kidnap, torture, rape, murder, cook and eat children.

Brown is a Largo, FL puppeteer with his own company, “Puppets Plus”, and has made appearances at schools, malls and even a Tampa Rays games.  But police and federal officials found out about Brown’s conversations online with another man where a sexual discussion about children took place.

One conversation went like this:

“Summer is heating up, should be good pickins.”

“It’s so hot, the kids are almost naked out there.”

“My mouth watered looking at her for sure.”

Agents took possession of Brown’s computer where it was found to be loaded with graphic child porn and according to arrest documents he was planning on kidnapping a little boy at a local church. He told FBI agents he wanted to “eat” the child and that he was part of a Yahoo group of others with fantasies about children and violence with children.









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Now This is Fine Police Work

The video pretty much speaks for itself, but New York City Police’s Sgt. Lesly Charles is in some hot water after this highly entertaining speech to some guys suspected of criminal behavior.  Charles seems to be very proud of the size of his penis, and his ability to use it as some sort of crime fighting weapon.

Maybe the best part though is when contacted by the media Charles’ response was that he is only “…just doing God’s work.  You know I can’t comment… Have a blessed day.”


Rethinking the Satanic Threesome Concept

An 18 year old Arizona man traveled all the way to Milwaukee to meet up with a girl he’d met online.

Sunday, that man was in a hospital with over 300 stab wounds to his back, face, arms, legs and neck.

Turns out he may have walked into the most awesome, or least awesome of internet sex fantasies: The Satanic Threesome

According to The Smoking Gun, When he arrived at the 22 year old woman’s house, he claims he was abducted, tied up and gagged by the two lovelies pictured above, Raven “Scarlett” Larrabee and Rebecca Chandler.  Now, it isn’t clear how much what transpired next was consensual, but there was plenty of bloody duct tape and other indicators that someone had been restrained and cut.  When cops arrived the girl told police that she was having sexual relations that involved “cutting”, but that it had gotten out of hand, and that it was her roommate that had done most of it.  Her roommate, by the way, was into satanic or cult stuff, according to the girl.

There were books that lead police to believe the girl herself was into some fantasy stuff, with titles like “A Werewolf’s Guide to Life”, “The Necromantic Ritual Book” and “Intro to Sigilborne Spirits” which is about female werewolves and sex.  Hmmmm..


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