Puppeteer Wants To Eat Kids

Ronald Brown just made it a lot harder to be a puppeteer for kid’s parties after it was discovered he had a plan to kidnap, torture, rape, murder, cook and eat children.

Brown is a Largo, FL puppeteer with his own company, “Puppets Plus”, and has made appearances at schools, malls and even a Tampa Rays games.  But police and federal officials found out about Brown’s conversations online with another man where a sexual discussion about children took place.

One conversation went like this:

“Summer is heating up, should be good pickins.”

“It’s so hot, the kids are almost naked out there.”

“My mouth watered looking at her for sure.”

Agents took possession of Brown’s computer where it was found to be loaded with graphic child porn and according to arrest documents he was planning on kidnapping a little boy at a local church. He told FBI agents he wanted to “eat” the child and that he was part of a Yahoo group of others with fantasies about children and violence with children.









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Oh No.

I’ve posted a fair share of wood chipper stories on this site, but this one is pretty awful.

Jeffery Bourgeois and his two brothers were helping their father clear brush for his tree removal service on Tuesday when the worst possible thing happened.  Jeffery was pulled into the wood chipper.

Jeffery was six.

Jeffery had picked up a branch while his dad’s back was turned and went to put it in the massive wood chipping machine when his arm was caught in the device and he was pulled into it. 911 was called to the scene but Jeffery could not be saved from his massive injuries.

(peet: read the hamster story, it will make you feel better)

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Husband/Brother Sires Son/Nephew

A South African couple has had their promising new marriage and expecting birth of their first child errupt into family devastation (and worldwide internet gigglefest).

The couple, who met while in college, have found out in the days leading up to their wedding that they are actually brother and sister.  The discovery happened when the two families came together for pre-wedding activities.  The parents of the couple split when the son was two and the daughter a few months old. Neither were aware they may have had a sibling of the opposite sex, grew up separated between the parents and never had each other’s families meet while the two dated for five years.

The woman is eight months pregnant with their child said, “When I first saw him, we connected. We fell in love and since that day, we never looked back.  All we wanted to do was just to have a family and many kids.  So you can imagine how shocked we were when they broke the news. We are going to have a child together. We do not know what we will tell him when he grows up.”

It’s possible that he might want an explanation for his 3rd nipple and other deformities, and why mommy and daddy always dress as Luke and Leia.

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