41 year old Kevin Braunn was drunk last Friday when his car rear-ended another car while driving at 11:15 in the morning. Police reported that he smelled of booze, had glassy eyes, slurred speech, urinated on himself and failed field sobriety tests. He was arrested for drunk driving, but his day wasn’t over.
On the way to jail Braunn soiled himself, and even worse, left a butt plug behind in the car that he pulled out during the ride. From the police report:
“The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car.”
Braunn was so drunk that police first took him to the hospital where his blood-alcohol was tested twice. Both tests came back at an amazing .409 and .412, more than five times the limit. His bond was set at $750.
And yes, It Happened in Florida.