Too. Much. Damn. Information.

Ug.  Chaz Bono.  Has there ever been more noise about nothing, ever?  You look like a guy, want to be a guy, so now you’re going to try and change into an actual guy.

Great.  Good for you.  Good luck.

But now he’s talking about specifics, and it’s just too. much. information.

Debating the choice of phalloplasty vs metoidioplasty – two of the procedures that females can choose to end up with something that looks like a penis – Chaz in an interview with Rolling Stone (?!?!?!?) declares that he wants to end up with something as close to the real thing as possible.

“I could get a phalloplasty, which builds the phallus from a donor site on your body, but I’m leaning more toward a metoidioplasty.  It’s a procedure that uses what you already have down there, which has grown larger from the testosterone. You end up with a smaller phallus than with the phalloplasty, but it’s fully functional, it gets erect, and the sensation is all there.”

He even predicts that the end result will give him three inches of length, and would like to check off the option box on the surgery form to include testicular implants and “be able to urinate through it”.

So, he’s hoping that some sort of acting career or some sort of income other than his mom, will provide him the funds needed to pay for his twig ‘n’ berries.


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