Its Called, “Marking Your Territory”

Raymond Floyd has been arrested for a most peculiar crime.

Peeing on the chairs of co-workers.  Well, just those sat in by the attractive women in the office.

The Farm Bureau office began to receive complaints from workers that their chairs had stains on them.  When it couldn’t be determined what was the cause a camera security system was installed and Floyd was caught in the act.  Turns out that Floyd would search through the employee database, find the attractive women in the office and come into the office during off-hours.  He’d find the selected women’s desks and urinate on their chairs.

Floyd turned himself in over the weekend and is facing a charge of second-degree criminal mischief.  He was immediately fired, and could face more trouble as the cost of his damage has reached $4500 in unusable office chairs.

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