Kevin Alexander Williams, 20, of Conway, FL was arrested over the weekend on charges of shoplifting. Obviously that happens everyday, but it’s what Williams took in his five-finger-discount that raises questions.
- A package of Trojan condoms
- An assortment of DVD’s
- A pair of batting gloves
It’s possible that none of the three are associated with the other, but if we knew the titles of the DVD’s it’s totally possible that Williams has some really freaky alone-time regimen.
Just a thought.