That’s How You Win The Ladies

Boulder’s Timothy Paez really knows how to charm the ladies…

…With his urine.

Saturday night, Paez was at a bar when he spied a young lady.  He walked up to her from behind and put his arm around her.  According to reports she didn’t appreciate the approach and he removed his arm at her request.  Seconds later the women felt something on her leg.  Thinking it was someone spilling beer, she turned around to find Paez, with his sprinkler exposed, urinating on her leg – right there at the bar in front of everyone.

Paez was taken outside by bar staffers and was highly intoxicated.  He admitted to pee’ing on someone but couldn’t say who.  He was arrested and charged with suspicion of public indecency and harassment.

via The Denver Channel,