She’s A Ball Buster, Literally

Joyce Maxine Gregory, 35, is an enemy of man.

She is charged with what is maybe the single most awful crime a woman can commit:  “malicious castration”.

Gregory was arrested after getting into an argument with an older man on Saturday morning.  The man decided he’d had enough and went outside to call 911.  Gregory followed him outside and stopped him from calling by grabbing the man’s scrotum.  Gregory squeezed the man’s gentiles so hard she actually burst his scroctum, causing one of his testicles to “pop out”.  The police report stated,  that the victim’s “scrotum had been split open,” adding that, “I was also able to observe one of the subject’s testicles protruding from the scrotum area.”  Police also observed “blood on the floor of the porch and the siding of the residence.”

Gregory didn’t end her terror reign there, once arrested she removed her pants and urinated all over the back seat of the patrol car.  She is being held on$20,000 bond on that charge of malicious castration and additionally assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

The victim reportedly will be fine, in the long run, after doctors were able to place the testicle back in place and sew up the injury.