‘I told you I had to go, you stupid cop’

19 year old Dylan DiFalco has a pretty good story to tell all of his future legit and illegitimate children.

He pee’d in a cop car.  Arrested in a Naples bar (yes, It Happened in Florida) for tripping a bus boy who was chasing a friend of DiFalco’s for failing to pay a bar tab, he was placed in the patrol car and warned the cop he needed to go tot he bathroom.  “Hold it like an adult” was what the teen was told, but he was unable and ended up peeing all over himself and the backseat of the car.

DiFalco’s explanation?  ‘I told you I had to go, you stupid cop.’

The busboy was unharmed, but DiFalco was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery and released on $2000 bond.  He wasn’t charged for pee’ing in the car.