Happy To See Me or Drugs Tied to Your Ween?

Ray Woods is a drug dealer with a very suspicious method of transporting his inventory.

Woods was pulled over for a routine traffic violation last Friday night when the police officer found marijuna in the car.  While putting Woods into the back of the cruiser the officer noticed a “large bulge” in the front of Woods pants.  Denying that he had anything in his pants, the officer had to do a search once back at the station.

There the officer discovered that Woods had surprisingly tied a large plastic bag with 89 smaller bags of what looked to be both heroin and cocaine, and as he untied the bag Woods began to urinate all over everything and everyone.  The police officer, Christopher Eiserman was pretty stunned to have seen something different on his beat,

“In 14 years, I’ve seen it down their pants, in their ass, but I’ve never seen it tied to their penis,” he said. “I couldn’t believe it. I guess they figure the police officers aren’t going to check down in that area.”

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