Tony Blackburn is a criminal overachiever. A top-notch felon.
Blackburn took a Greyhound bus to Nashville and during a nine hour layover decided to entertain himself with a crime spree of epic proportions.
He started off by breaking into a local business and stole a Taser, revolver and shotgun, but before leaving shot up the establishment, stole a souvenir t-shirt and set the place on fire.
Then he mugged and assaulted four people he ran into leaving a nearby bar. He pointed the shotgun at the group, Tased one, pistol whipped another and ran off with all four’s money and belongings.
From there he went to the Indigo hotel at approximently 6am, broke into a law office, where he again ransacked the business – including pooping on a desk and then smearing his own feces on the law degrees on the wall (peet: who hasn’t wanted to do that at least once?).
Then going from room to room at the motel knocked on doors acting as a housekeeper, eventually robbing a couple at gunpoint of $600.
Back into the cab he’d stolen the night before, but this time with a shaved head, he got into an accident in a parking garage and ran off. He later hailed another cab and held the driver up at knifepoint. Police finally found Blackburn hiding on top of Opryland inside a water cooling vat. He’d submerged himself up to his nose. After nine hours Blackburn ended up being charged with eleven felonies, the local TV station put together a graphic to visually explain just how impressive his time in Nashville was.