Who Needs $1,125 Worth Of Sex Stuff?

This guy.

Robert Elmer Keita.

Caught this week after a Stop n Go called police when a front window had been broken and $1000+ worth of sexual performance products had been stolen from the store.

63 packets featuring the attractive names like Kaotic, Kryptonite, 8 Balls and Bangkok Chill, all with “Horny Goat Weed Extract” as the main ingredient were found in Keita’s backpack when pulled over not too far from the scene.  His hand was also bleeding, and the shards of glass and hammer in the car will also act as evidence when his trial comes up in the near future.

He’s in jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.

 

via UPI