Worst Kind of Hooker, Your Daughter

A dude in Zimbawbe was having problems at home, he would have divorced his wife years ago if it wasn’t for the kids.

So, he stole away to a local motel and ordered up a nice young lady for some sexy time.

But when the 20 year old girl appeared in his room he got the double shock of his life.  It was his daughter.

He ran from the room, really fast… cartoon running in place kinda fast.

He has apologized, forgiven his daughter for being a hooker and is seeing a marriage councilor.  Said the man, who’s name is so long and crazy, I am too lazy to spell it out:

“I don’t blame my daughter for what happened and what she was doing. I feel it was her way of expressing her feelings about the problems in my family,” he said.

“She has stopped that and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a marriage counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period in our marriage.”

via Zimbabwe times