Greatest Coffee Table Book. Ever.

Yes, that is a Buzz Lightyear stuffed up in that person’s back door.

There is a new book by three doctors called “Stuck up” and it is about the odd collection of things that have been found stuck inside various parts of the human body.

From toys to iPhones, extension cords, glasses, shoes and as described in the ad, it “features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose.”

Plus some hilarious excuses for how they got there.

“It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.”

“My hands were full.”

“I fell.”

One of the authors is quoted with this explanation, “Younger people will say that it happened because of a dare. But more people are willing to admit that the situation occurred because they were seeking sexual pleasure.”

Dear Santa, I want the book about people’s desperate need to find new, extreme heights of sexual pleasure – so much so – they will find any and all random household objects to insert into their neither regions in hopes they climax like Stan’s dad, Randy, in that South Park episode…  I’ve been a good boy this year… 




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