Artificially Big Butts Are a Crime

Kimberly Smedley is a criminal.

She has been arrested of the crime of making giant, fat asses.

Working out of hotel rooms in the Washington DC area, she was hired by women to inject silicone into their butts to make them larger and give them a particular shape.  For $4000 a woman would undergo nine injections into each cheek.

An exotic dancer contacted police after she also asked for injections to her lips (the ones on her face, you perv) and had to go to the hospital with breathing problems and was found to have silicone in her lungs.

Reports show that the silicone was stored in a, “water jug with a spigot”, where it was then poured “into a cup” and then drawn from the cup into a syringe and then injected into the awaiting, lacking, flat, not-enough-cushin-for-the-pushin’ buttocks area.  It is also thought that Smedley was buying the silicone from local hardware stores like Lowes or Home Depot – because that’s where you get medical grade butt fat ya know.

Smedley is free on bail, and the number of customers isn’t known.  What is known is that she has stayed at various area hotels over a hundred times in the last year.

Your just going to have to eat mac& cheese by the gallon to get that classic J-Lo/Kardashian ass ladies.  Really, why not? Look how great it looks on Ms. Smedley?

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