Monopoly Stabbing

Laura Chavez is 60, lives in New Mexico and is really serious about her Monopoly.

She’s now in jail on aggravated battery on both a household member and a police officer after being arrested for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly.

Story goes that in the middle of the game she accused Clyde “Butch” Smith of cheating, grabbed a kitchen knife, passed Go, and stabbed him multiple times.  She also hit him with a wine bottle.  Officers arrived to find her out on the porch, covered in blood and when asked if the blood was Smith’s her answer was.

“Yes, I fucked him up”

via Smoking Gun

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