If You Don’t Want an Enema…

A 53 year old man from Sonoma, CA called police the day after a woman came to his house to perform an enema on him he claims he did not request.

So, the story goes,because he’d recently had intestinal surgery, when a woman came to his door and claimed to need to give him an enema – he agreed (something smells here, and I ain’t talking the nozzle).  He let’s her in, she does the deed while he laid in his bed, she leaves right after.  The next day he calls the doctor to ask if he’d sent over the woman, finds out that wasn’t the case, he calls the cops.

At least he got a free cleaning.

Read more about it at The Smoking Gun

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